These are the things I think about

• I think we should stop capitalizing the word "I", because then people can tell when i am emphasizing that I am doing something.
• What do you call a man from India who gives you something and then wants it back?
• There is a city in the state of Washington called George.
• Are there normal twins in Siam, or is one of them deported at birth?
• Do three wrongs make a right and a half?
• If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
• I don't understand Pro-choice vegetarians, they are opposed to killing animals for food, but have no problem with killing fetuses for food.
• I'm fairly sure that the sole reason that the drinking age is 21 is because of the game of blackjack.
• I want to see a pirate with an eye-patch over one eye and a monocle on the other.
• I find it odd that 7 is so common, 7 seas, 7 wonders of the world, 7 days in a week. It all seems a little too convenient. I seriously doubt the validity of the Caspian Sea.
• Why didn't the Power Rangers just use the Megazord to crush the monster BEFORE he turned huge?
• Is it "ur so rite" or "u r so rite"?