Dude, you were totally right. Nothing beats the new OBNOXIOUS PRODUCT. I picked it up the other day and haven't put it down since. OBNOXIOUS PRODUCT is so much better than iPod or Starbucks and even let's me TRACK THOSE WHO VISIT MY PAGE!
I even recommended it to my best bud, Larry. You met him once he was at that party. Anyway, he said you can get OBNOXIOUS PRODUCT at an even greater discount. Just visit OBSCURE FOREIGN WEBSITE! You know what they say, "Too much of a good thing is a great thing!" LOL!
Oh, and I almost forgot, I have still have those USELESS GIFTCARDS if you want them.
Later dude.
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