Since being convicted as the night stalker my parole officer won’t allow it.
I only have one friend and I talk to him in the mirror every morning.
I have dyslexia and everybody thought redrum was one of my hobbies. Got tired of explaining this
I don’t show up in photographs due to the fact that I am vampire
Cofounder of the less popular clownfacebook.com
After seeing some of my drunken pics on facebook my employer fired me. They said I was not of the right morale fiber to be head manure shoveler
Nobody would join my Amish player’s group
I ‘m from the Midwest so none of my friends can read or write
If I wanted to see what all the hot chicks at my school were doing. I would just use my binoculars like I have been doing for the last four years
I feel everybody that is on facebook is an unoriginal follower. That’s why I spend my time being a devote Scientologist.
If I wanted to see drunk pictures of myself. I would just go down to the station and look thru my police photos.
Creator Mark Zuckerberg once door dinged my car. Rat Bastard
What Your Ski Tracks Say About You
The Internet Justice League
10 Roommate Red Flags
The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies
Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life
Winter Pick-Up Lines
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
