| Changing clothes erases wanted level | Changing clothes in Wal-Mart parking lot has increased wanted level in Dayton, OH |
| Cars are always readily available | “Mom, seriously, f*ck, I’m 20 years old, I should be able to drive to the movies whenever I want!” |
| Prostitutes replenish health | Prostitutes deplete bank account and self esteem |
| “Hot Coffee” mode allows my character to have sex | Hot coffee allows me to have a bowel movement in the morning |
| Only have to pay hospital $100 every time you die | Family must pay hospital $10,000 for allowing Grandma to die there |
| Getting shot takes away 7 health points | Actually takes away 23 health points |
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