| Changing clothes erases wanted level | Changing clothes in Wal-Mart parking lot has increased wanted level in Dayton, OH |
| Cars are always readily available | “Mom, seriously, f*ck, I’m 20 years old, I should be able to drive to the movies whenever I want!” |
| Prostitutes replenish health | Prostitutes deplete bank account and self esteem |
| “Hot Coffee” mode allows my character to have sex | Hot coffee allows me to have a bowel movement in the morning |
| Only have to pay hospital $100 every time you die | Family must pay hospital $10,000 for allowing Grandma to die there |
| Getting shot takes away 7 health points | Actually takes away 23 health points |
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If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
Remember when you thought Robot Unicorn Attack was the coolest game? You were an idiot.
Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
