Get a lube job somewhere other than Corona, Queens
Bank of America Tower’s not the only thing being erected
“Ribbed” no longer just a post-meal description in Bed-Stuy
Get in a train before going through the tunnel
That skyscraper needs scaffolding
Decide somewhere other than Starbucks if you’re Venti or Grande
Don’t just put tarp on at Shea
Unlike the cops…protecting minorities
Quit jizzing on the D train
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Bank of America Tower’s not the only thing being erected
“Ribbed” no longer just a post-meal description in Bed-Stuy
Get in a train before going through the tunnel
That skyscraper needs scaffolding
Decide somewhere other than Starbucks if you’re Venti or Grande
Don’t just put tarp on at Shea
Unlike the cops…protecting minorities
Quit jizzing on the D train
READ MORE AT THETRIPE.COM
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You've had a lot of emotions about hockey, but "lust" is a first.
Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
Meanwhile in Japan, comedy websites are passing around cat videos and wondering why America is so weird.
At last, an explanation for the most mysterious nose in Hollywood.
She's been attending the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetics.
Your mom likes this list.
Levels: one. Time wasted: infinite.
