When I die, I have made sure that my friends know what to do:

1. Put me in a Santa costume.

2. Find a few reindeer (dead, also).

3. Hire a small plane.

4. Take us up and throw us out.

I'd prefer it if they do it around the time schools are letting out, but hey, you can't have everything.

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Pssst, Intern Kevin has a few ideas about exiting this world, too.