Consult your box side panel for details.

World of Warcraft
- Pentium 4 processor 2.4 ghz
- 512mb RAM
- desire to stay indoors for abnormal amounts of time

Microsoft Access
- 170 Mb of Disk Space
- A boring job

MacBook
- Internet Connection
- $2000
- Sense of superiority

Book
- Ability to Read

Microsoft Solitaire
- A computer manufactured any time the past fifteen years.

Heelys Roller Shoes
- Balance
- Two feet
- Parents who will buy you anything

Pink Floyd's The Wall on DVD
- DVD Player
- 95 minutes of free time
- 2 grams of good pot OR 3 grams of bad

Modeling Career
- Fit, attractive figure
- Talented agent
- Teeth

Toast
- Bread
- Toaster

Blackberry
- Small Fingers
- Memory Card
- Important Job
- Huge Dick