Holy crap my article made it on the front page of College Humor!

Oh my god, oh my god, my article made the front page of College Humor!Finally all that hard work paid off!Finally I’ll be able to get my own place and be famous. Girls will flock to me, champagne will rain from the skies, and People will think I’m as great as that Amir guy or even that Skeeter dude.I’m going to the Mercedes website right now and ordering a new, no wait, two new cars. I’m going to ditch all my loser friends and quit my job.I can’t wait to move to Hollywood and do a movie with Will Ferrel. I’ll do coke with Lindsay and go to rehab with Britney.Then I’ll pretend to be recovering and be above it all. Only to go on a binge so bad that it almost kills me and gets me my first movie deal and a star on the walk of fame.I’ll write a tell all book about how my parents beat me and ………..wait now there’s like four articles above mine………that’s cool college kids aren’t lazy they will scroll down and look at all of the articles won’t they? Of course they……shit.