Robert Rouskey, 13th Level Elf-Druid/Father"Don't worry son, thunder is just god playing DDR. Wow, sounds like he's taking it to the max."
Chart Topping Chemistry MajorsKanye West's Au Digger
Black Sabbath's Fe Man
The Beatles' Maxwell's Ag Hammer
Sometimes I get a little too excited for mac and cheese. The other day I was making some, and I pushed the microwave button so hard that I stubbed my dick.
-An 18th century English stand-up comedian.
Proof Elephants Never ForgetElephant #1: Hey, do you remember when Limp Bizkit was cool?
Elephant #2: Oh ya totally, they were awesome.
Father Who Didn't Expect To Have So Many Children"I'm proud of my boys, AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, EJ, and Timothy."
Future Gossip Columnist As a Child"O'Donnell round the Rosie, Parker full of Posey, Ashton, Ashton, Lindsay Lohan checks back into rehab."
Other uses for a mouse trap:Loud Snap Maker
Fragile Cheese Dish