(Damon, Shawn, Marlon and Keenen Ivory all sit around a big conference room table.)
Damon: Alright, seriously guys… let’s put something on paper so we can get this started. Who here knows how to write?
(Blank stares from Marlon, Keenen and Shawn)
Damon: Shoot… my bad. Uh… anyone know how to type on the computer?
Shawn: What’s a computer?
(Blank stares from Marlon and Keenen)
Damon: Lets out a heavy sigh Ok… does anyone know somebody who could dictate this for us?
Marlon: Jumps on the table pulling down his pants and yells HOW’S THIS DICTATE!?!?!?!!?
(All other Wayans brothers break out in un-controllable laughter while Marlon proceeds to urinate all over the table)
—- 3 hours and 47 minutes later they stop laughing and resume the meeting—-
Damon: Alright, seriously guys… let’s put something on paper so we can get this started. Who here knows how to write?
(Blank stares from Marlon, Keenen and Shawn)
Damon: Alright, fine… we’ll call the Baldwins again, those guys are geniuses!
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