- Cats
- Gilmore Girls DVDs
- Fabio emblazoned romance novels
- Cocaine
- Gym membership
- 17 Magazine subscription
- Conservative stretch pants
- Ben and Jerry's stock
- Juggling lessons
- A great personality
- Fat men
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