Signs your career is over

The Producer of “Gigli 2: Gigli in Space” keep calling

To save expenses you are rooming with Pauley Shore and he insists on calling your apartment the “Biodome”

Due to the success of comic book movies. You have been cast in the lead of “Stretchy Guy” directed by Michael Bay’s retarded half brother

You are dating John Mayer and are also conviced your “Leapfrog: 3rd grade edition” is actually a laptop.

After the surprise success of MTV’s “Your Momma”. You are hired to host “Your Pet”. But it is cancelled mid episode and replaced with “The OH” which is a knockoff of “The OC” that follows the lives of Ohio farm kids who are secrectly ninjas.

Your music is featured on “That’s What I Call Music 1,245: Salsa edition”

Your dating Demi Moore’s great grandmother who has been dead since 1993

Your name is Matt LeBlanc. P.S. that “Lost in Space” remake was brillant and ‘Friends” was a fluke.

Your asking Tom Cruise for career advice and Michael Jackson to baby-sit

Your a rapper who hasn’t been arrested or shot.

Kenny Rogers and George Michaels are your financial advisors.

You are a contestant on ‘Celebrity Fit Club” or on any show with Flavor Flav or any show he has thought of being on

You were in any of the “Young Guns” movies and your name is not Keifer Sutherland

Your a Baldwin brother and your name is not Alec