Hello, sweetie! We know that you’ve been worried lately about making the transition from your carefree days of youth to the frightening “real world” of adulthood. But listen — it’s no big deal. Grown-ups are just like kids, and for everything you miss about childhood, there’s a parallel in the adult world. For example:
| Childhood | Adulthood |
| Super Soakers | Mace |
| Jack-in-the-Box | Car Bomb |
| Tag | AIDS |
| Hide and Seek | Guerrilla Warfare |
| Strep Throat | Colon Cancer |
| Detention | Prison |
| Red Rover | Escaping from Prison |
| Home Run Derby | Taking Steroids |
| Our ’93 Honda Accord | Your ’93 Honda Accord |
| Bumper Cars | Drunk Driving |
| Playground Fights | Decision 2008 |
| Nickelodeon Super Toy Run | The Lottery |
| Us, Your Parents | Us, Your Dead Parents |
| Laughing at Farts | Laughing at Farts |
| The Board Game “Life” | Life |
See? It’s not so bad. Hey, remember that time we had a frank and honest discussion about your sex life?
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