Anybody remember cybersex? Well golly, I sure do. The internet was young then and talking to an overweight 40 year old guy pretending to be an 18 year old girl just seemed like a good idea at the time. Thank god times have changed and we can download broadband video porn like they had in mind when the internet was invented. Oh well, here's a gem I found from yesteryear that was a really funny encounter with somebody who totally thought they were going to get some emoticon poon that night. But instead they got whatever the hell this is. Enjoy.

baby_gurl286:i want somebody who lives near me

dr_stinkfingers:Define near

baby_gurl286:Somewhat close

baby_gurl286:Lol

dr_stinkfingers:I live in texas

dr_stinkfingers:is that close enough?

baby_gurl286:Hahahahaha

baby_gurl286:Ummmmmm i dunno haha

baby_gurl286:i was thinking in the state

dr_stinkfingers:which state?

baby_gurl286::-)

dr_stinkfingers:yeah

dr_stinkfingers:that’s where i’m from

baby_gurl286:oh well what happened

dr_stinkfingers:I got lost

dr_stinkfingers:what are you wearing?

baby_gurl286:???

baby_gurl286:whats your name?

dr_stinkfingers:Maverick

baby_gurl286:if you say alex im gonna freak

baby_gurl286:ok

baby_gurl286:lol

dr_stinkfingers:yeah I’m not alex

dr_stinkfingers:I’m Maverick

dr_stinkfingers:I’m a doctor you know.

baby_gurl286:r u serious?

dr_stinkfingers:hellz yeah

dr_stinkfingers:I’m supposed to be in surgery right now, actually

dr_stinkfingers:but I decided to ditch cause it was lame

dr_stinkfingers:what are you wearing?

baby_gurl286:a silk nightie

baby_gurl286:and you?

dr_stinkfingers:awesome

dr_stinkfingers:I’m wearing surgery scrubs

dr_stinkfingers:and under that, a shirt that has a bear on it

dr_stinkfingers:does your nightie have a bear on it?

baby_gurl286:no

baby_gurl286:lol

dr_stinkfingers:my shirt is better than your nightie

dr_stinkfingers:that means you have to have cybersex with me

baby_gurl286:haha

baby_gurl286:ummm

baby_gurl286:i dunno

dr_stinkfingers:come on

dr_stinkfingers:it’ll be a blast

dr_stinkfingers:you know

dr_stinkfingers:from all of the bodily fluids and what not

baby_gurl286:haha

baby_gurl286:could be nice

dr_stinkfingers:yeah, I have one of those really long penises

baby_gurl286:like how long?

dr_stinkfingers:like, 5 feet

baby_gurl286:hahahaha

baby_gurl286:yeah i bet

baby_gurl286:no seriously how big are you?

baby_gurl286:??

dr_stinkfingers:like, 14 inches

dr_stinkfingers:I’m actually longer than that

dr_stinkfingers:I just want you to stop asking me questions and have cyber sex with me

baby_gurl286:sorry but thats just something you have to see to believe

baby_gurl286:do you have a pic

dr_stinkfingers:no

dr_stinkfingers:i don’t even have a computer

baby_gurl286:???

dr_stinkfingers:what?

baby_gurl286:i don’t get what you are saying

dr_stinkfingers:what do you mean?

dr_stinkfingers:is it because you’re a woman?

baby_gurl286:you can grab one a post it?

dr_stinkfingers:yeah

dr_stinkfingers:you want me to?

baby_gurl286:yeah if you can

dr_stinkfingers:ok

dr_stinkfingers:give me a minute

baby_gurl286:k

dr_stinkfingers:what do you look like

baby_gurl286:its on my profile

baby_gurl286::-)

dr_stinkfingers:oh

dr_stinkfingers:ok

dr_stinkfingers:awesome

dr_stinkfingers:you have nipples too

baby_gurl286:haha i hope so

dr_stinkfingers:ok

dr_stinkfingers:my pic’s on my profile now

dr_stinkfingers:I’m the one on the left

dr_stinkfingers:so, are we going to take a cyber shower together or what?

baby_gurl286:lol

baby_gurl286:well you look like ummm whats his name

dr_stinkfingers:Yo Noid?

baby_gurl286:what?

baby_gurl286:you look like that guy from the movie ransome

dr_stinkfingers:I don’t know what you’re talking about

dr_stinkfingers:take your clothes off

baby_gurl286:lol

baby_gurl286:there off

baby_gurl286::-)

dr_stinkfingers:radical

dr_stinkfingers:now we’re getting somewhere

dr_stinkfingers:I’m taking off my bloodied surgical gloves

dr_stinkfingers:but the bear shirt stays on

dr_stinkfingers:bears like to watch

baby_gurl286:nice

baby_gurl286:lol

dr_stinkfingers:now get your sexy ass in the shower

baby_gurl286:in the shower?

dr_stinkfingers:yes

dr_stinkfingers:the cyber shower that bill gates built for us

baby_gurl286:o i c

dr_stinkfingers:what is that? some sort of code?

dr_stinkfingers:no code in the cyber shower

dr_stinkfingers:only suds, which I now have all over me

baby_gurl286:already? lol

dr_stinkfingers:yeah

baby_gurl286:grabbed the soap and whipe from the middle of your neck

dr_stinkfingers:let me just throw my cock over my shoulder so it doesn’t drag on the floor and gather athlete’s cock or something

baby_gurl286:and slowly work my way down to your butt

baby_gurl286:lol

baby_gurl286:your not that big

baby_gurl286:lol

dr_stinkfingers:you’re going to wish I wasn’t here in a minute

dr_stinkfingers:I’m gonna rip you open

baby_gurl286:lol

dr_stinkfingers:keep going

dr_stinkfingers:bitch

baby_gurl286:i rub the soap all over you

dr_stinkfingers:oh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

dr_stinkfingers:stick your finger in my ass

dr_stinkfingers:wiggle it a bit

baby_gurl286:what?

dr_stinkfingers:just go with it

baby_gurl286:i start with one

dr_stinkfingers:mmmmmm

baby_gurl286:then i stick in 2

dr_stinkfingers:that feels good

baby_gurl286:i pull them out slowly

dr_stinkfingers:just like mom used to do it

baby_gurl286:mom?

dr_stinkfingers:I grab you by your hips and pull you in

dr_stinkfingers:my wee wee rubs up against your private parts

dr_stinkfingers:I’m starting to get a woody

baby_gurl286:i lay you on the floor of the shower and then sit on top of your hard cock

dr_stinkfingers:word

dr_stinkfingers:my tree trunk of a sex organ pushes all the way into you

dr_stinkfingers:I fill you up

baby_gurl286:and i moan with pleasure

dr_stinkfingers:then I keep pushing

dr_stinkfingers:all the way into your uterus.

baby_gurl286:i lean down and start licking your nipples

dr_stinkfingers:yeah

dr_stinkfingers:I’m so glad you and I have nipples

baby_gurl286:lol

dr_stinkfingers:my monster wanger has broken through your reproductive system and is somewhere near your liver

baby_gurl286:i moan for more

dr_stinkfingers:i start bucking

dr_stinkfingers:and pushing

dr_stinkfingers:and bouncing

dr_stinkfingers:and rocking & rolling my way all through your body

dr_stinkfingers:finally my boner pops out your mouth

dr_stinkfingers:and an explosion of white ecstasy erupts at over 150 miles an hour

baby_gurl286:?

dr_stinkfingers:blasting a hole through the ceiling

dr_stinkfingers:tile and insulation fall all over us

dr_stinkfingers:cutting us a bit

dr_stinkfingers:but it’s ok

dr_stinkfingers:because we lay next to each other

dr_stinkfingers:embracing as I kiss you

dr_stinkfingers:sucking on the tip of my wangasaurus as I do

dr_stinkfingers:bam

dr_stinkfingers:thanks for the ride babe

baby_gurl286:yup yup yup

baby_gurl286:mel Gibson

baby_gurl286:that’s who you look like