Dudes Would Go To More Theater If:

• There was a halftime show involving Indiana Jones reenactments
• The seats were bleachers
• Beauty and the Breast
• The only taps in the place were ones that dispensed beer.
• At the end of every play, one of the actors was declared the winner.
• For an extra $20, one of the chorus girls would give you a lap dance.
• Keg standing ovations.
• Sound design included more subwoofers, lighting design included pyrotechnics.
• All Broadway shows were based on Monty Python films.
• Kanye West Side Story