Either you’ve got one yourself or you’ve got a friend with one. No we’re not talking about Nintendo Wii, we’re talking about that grandma from the old country. She may stare blankly but don’t be fooled, she’s squirelled away a few words of English and she’s hearing more than you think.
Grandma’s Notepad
| WORD | GRANDMA’S INTERPRETATION |
| “Unemployed prick” | Grandson |
| “Juicy” | Grandaughter |
| “Smashed peas and pills” | Food |
| “Whisky” | Medicine |
| “Wrinklestilskin” | Grandma |
| “Fido” | Pinata |
| “Stop! STOP!” | Please continue shaking the baby |
| “Leaveherthere” | Picnic |
| “Dumpster” | Cemetery |
| “Where’s my pot-roast…” | Hello |
| “-Bitch” | Nice to meet you |
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