Instead of bragging about how many girls you sleep with each semester, I think it would be more fun to brag about how the total weight of the girls you’ve slept with each semester.
ex).
dude 1- “I banged like 900 pounds worth of bitches last semester.”
dude 2- “Sweet. Let’s drink some brewskies.”
A fringe benefit is that fat girls would become a positive rather than a liability.



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