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don't drink and dial? try don't drink and instant message.

(taken from my article from collegeslackers.com)


Have you ever found yourself alone on a Thursday night with a bottle of brand-x vodka, checking everyone’s away messages? No? Me either.
But just in case, here’s a fabulous way to make it fun for you.
And a friend if you have any in real life.

Take a sippy sip/shot when…
-You see the word “work” or “class” in someone’s away message
-Someone proclaims their hatred for their major in an away message
-Someone has a quote from a movie so popular its unpopular now, in their away message (Napoleon, Anchorman, maybe even Borat)
-Someone is away/idle for more than 20 hours
-cell phone number in an away message or profile
-Someone has a link to their myspace/facebook in their profile
-Someone has an obscure emo lyric in their away message or profile
-You see a cliché quote in a profile. (Example: you are only as strong as the cocktails you drink, the tables you dance on … bla bla bla whore)
-You see part of a conversation in someone’s profile, but it’s not funny like they think it is
-You see a family guy line. Two shots if it’s actually right word for word.
-“put this in your profile if…” gets you two shots per buddy you see with it
-Greek letters in a profile
-Someone lists upcoming events in their profile
-local band promotion in either away message or profiles
- “I’m never drinking that much again” gets you 2 shots


So there you have it.
Have fun getting sauced, and immediately IMing everyone on your buddy list with incoherent sentences containing broken English.

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