by Susanna Wolff on June 14, 2007

	High risk of having All That's Kel Mitchell give you an orange soda
	Severe risk of having kick-ass hair
	Elevated risk of having Ikea wave your delivery charge
	High risk of there being a re-run of coach on TBS tonight at 9/8 central
	Elevated risk of seeing a rainbow
	Severe risk of seeing a rainbow
	High risk that Mariah Carey will act crazy
	Elevated risk of looking fat
	Severe risk of never going back
	High risk that acid-washed jeans will reemerge as a trend
	Elevated risk of stepping on a crack and breaking your momma's back
	Severe risk that you're in a pool
	Low risk of terrorist attack