It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

• Have one 8-inch penis or 2, 4-inch penises? From Brennan
• Have a bad sunburn for the rest of your life on your stomach and chest or your back and shoulders? From Jeremy
• Be a Lego man or a little green army man?
  
• Have your travel plans arranged by William Shatner or a garden gnome? From Justin
• Spend all summer in class or all summer with your grandma? From Kurt
• Have to walk backwards wherever you went or always have to wear Rollerblades wherever you went?
  
• Be in perfect health and weigh 700 pounds, or be sick all the time and weigh 160 pounds? From Scott
• Always think you phone is vibrating in your pocket or always feel like you're about to sneeze?
  
• Sh*t your own bed or piss someone else's? From The Falcon
• Have Fran Drescher's voice or Donald Trump's hair? From Greg
• Have a kitten that never grew up or a puppy that never grew up?
  

Finally, this week's winner of the I Can't Spell At All Award is Tyler, who is saying this:

• Woud you rather be stung by a thousend bes in the face or attaked by a grizsly bear?

Way to make the most of your education, Tyler!
Send your best WYRs to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com