(Writer’s note, I uploaded the picture but I cannot see it. Let me know if it’s not included because it’s pretty crucial.)
I see you over there.Looking at me through the window, wanting me to hold you, caress you.
With those big doe eyes, you seem to put me in a trance.You are all I can think about.I stand here alone, looking in from the outside.It is cold, my nipples protrude.You don’t mind though.Looks matter not to you.You love me as I am.
You sit there with your friends, acting as though you know not what you do.Oh, but you know.You’re naughty.You need to be spanked.Maybe with a rolled up newspaper.
You look so playful and happy, completely in your element.You put your hands up on the glass beckoning me.But I cannot have you.I already have a bitch, and she would become jealous.
I walk closer to the window and you begin to pant. You’re thirsty so you go over to your bowl and take a drink.Mmm, I bet that was refreshing.Your tail begins to wag at full force.
I walk inside to pet you, and you roll over exposing all three sets of nipples.I am in love.




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