Take Home Chef: The Lost Episode

We pick up the show when the unsuspecting husband, Bill,is just about to come home. Take Home Chef, Curtis Stone is in the kitchen preparing dinner with Stacey, the lucky lady selected “at random” (She was the hottest) in a grocery store earlier in the day.

Curtis: Ok, now all we have left to do is chop these carrots into small pieces and throw them in the oven with the pork. Can you handle this Stacey?

Stacey: I don’t know, I’m not a good cook. annoying laugh I’ll try. more annoying laughter

Curtis: Jesus Christ Stacey! You’ve done nothing but drink wine. The least you can do is chop up some damn carrots!

Awkward Silence

Curtis: Oh…uh…GOTCHA!!!

Stacey: …OH! annoying laughter

PRODUCTION CREW: The husband is coming. Places everyone!

Drunk husband stumbles through the door, and is surprised to see everyone in his house

Bill: What…who…What the hell is going on in my house?

Curtis: You’re on take home chef! Your wife has been in the kitchen all afternoon making you dinner.

Bill: …Who the hell are you?! Stacey! Are you cheating on me again!? Tell me now before I kill someone!

Curtis: That’s not it mate, you’re on a TV show, where I help your wife cook you dinner after a long hard day at wor—

Stacey: Were you at a bar again Bill? WERE YOU!

Bill: And if I was, Stacey? What are you going to do about it? Huh?

Bill nearly falls

Stacey: You’re pathetic, you know that. You know I don’t feel so bad about chea—

Curtis: Let’s have a seat shall we. The pork is just about done!

Bill and Stacey have a seat. Curtis finishes his dinner and serves it to Bill and Stacey with abottle of wine

Curtis: Here we have seasoned pork loin with lemon essence with a side of french cut green beans and roasted garlic mash potatoes.

Stacey: Looks great Curtis, Thank you for everything.Pours glass of wine

Bill: Yeah man, this is fucking fantastic! You can cheat on my wife anytime just as long as you cook! drinks wine straight from the bottle

Curtis: Well, I’ll take that as a compliment.

Stacey: tears up I want a divorce.

Bill: Yeah, well, I want a job!

Stacey: You have a job.

Bill: Correction, I had a job, but I got fired so I went to the bar instead.

Stacey: starts crying hysterically GET OUT! Just get out!

Curtis: rushes out the door Well, that’s all the time we have. Recipe is easy, check the website. yells to Stacey and Bill Dessert is in the fridge!

Door shuts. Yelling and breaking glass can be heard from inside