- buy Streeter a beer or twelve. Then when he's drunk, convince him to shave.
- dance a jig with Jeff Rubin.
- when encountering somebody filming something for vimeo, run across the screen screaming "FREE PARIS", thereby ruining the shot.
- hug the person that made my update into the insult generator
- run up to Jake Hurwitz, rip my clothes off, throw myself on his desk and yell "Take me, I'm yours!!!"
- play ping pong with Amir. Then laugh at him when I beat him.
- put on every BustedTee I can find. Then walk around communicating using solely what's printed on them.
- find Sarah Schneider and make sure she's not dead.
- buy a Christmas elf costume for Dan Gurewitch. Complete with bells on the pointy shoes.
- regret the fact that I chose to become an engineer, thereby dooming myself to a lifetime of boring workplaces.
- try to not come across as completely creepy.

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