Hey there kids, Professor B. here! I thought it was high time Collegehumor started paying attention to you younger folks reading this site. Afterall, if we don't show you youngins how awesome college can be, you might flunk out of spite or blow up your high school.Luckily, I'm chock full of wisdom and sound advice and ready to pass my tidbits of knowledge around like joints at a Snoop Dogg party. Let's start with that age-old problem everyone from Thomas Edison to Hitler dealt with: hiding a Playboy from The Mom. Here's my top three solutions:
Well, so long for now kids. Stay in school, and remember; you're underage so if you commit manslaughter you'll still get out when you're 18, unless your black or Hispanic, in which case you're fucked.