Relentless and X2C pose in front of a mirror together.
Relentless: Mmmm yeah, we lookin' good tonight, boy.
X2C: Yeahh, mmm
Relentless: Hey you got the video camera, right?
X2C: Yeah, we gonna do this shit fo' real?
Relentless: You know X2C, you always my favorite of the boys.
X2C: That wasn't really what I
Relentless: Yo' moves is HOT, boy.
X2C: Uh, yeah
yeah I feel you man
Pipelaya walks in.
Pipelaya: How my boys doin'? Yo check this shit I been workin' on
Pipelaya thrusts his hips into the empty space in front of him, letting out a barely audible moan with each powerful contraction.
Pipelaya: And then watch
Pipelaya places his hands out in front of him, as if to grasp the hips of a priceless statue. Suddenly he thrusts even more forcefully than before, every muscle of his lower body convinced that he is actually having sex. With a woman, or something.
X2C: Aww, man, he's pitchin' a t
Relentless: Shhhh, don't mess up his flow, man. Pipelaya's on a roll
X2C: Aight man
X2C turns back to the mirror and practices taking off his wifebeater.
Pre$$ure and Satisfaktion enter.
Pre$$ure: Hey hey guyswell hellooo Pipelaya
Satisfaktion: 'Sup boys. We recordin' tonight?
Relentless: Hell yeah. Pretty Ricky Huddle!
All come together around the ottoman.
Relentless: Listen up, guys. We gotta put everything into this video right here. Those punk-asses at the talent show were just the wrong audience for us, you know? You want fame now-days, ya gotta make it on the fuckin' internet. We get our names out there, we show the world what we got, we gonna get some serious pussy.
X2C: Yeah!?
Pre$$ure: It's just a figure of speech, baby.
X2C: Please don't call me that.
Relentless: Action!
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