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It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

  • Be able to do one really good impression or do hundreds of good impressions, but not be able to talk normally? From Paul
  • Be stuck on an island with the insult generator or Google smart ass? Also From Paul
  • Eat cheesecake or pizza till you die? From Kevin?
  • Lose both of your legs or lose your penis? From Jeff
  • Be able to control your dreams for the rest or your life, or live any fantasy you wantfor one day? From Warren
  • Have your eyebrow hair grow like normal hair requiring it to be cut all the time or have no eyebrows at all?
  • Date a girl with one boob or one tooth? From Chris
  • Be completely insane or know that the be-cloaked one is watching…always watching? From Zach
  • Give your boss a beej and get a raise or get a beej from your boss and have to take a pay cut? From Shawn
  • Drink only water for the rest of your life or drink only Vitamin Water for the rest of your life?

Finally, this week’s winner of the I Clearly Just Got Dumped Award is Andy, who is saying this:

  • Would you rather stay in all night eating cheerios or go out and not have a good time because she’ll be there?

Hang in there, Andy!
Send your best WYRs to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com

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