Concept

American Interpretation

French Interpretation

Chinese Interpretation

Deodorant

Used daily to make the armpit smell fresh

N/A

Maximum efficiency is achieved by applying at a 22 degree angle, two swipes are sufficient

Wine

Comes in a sweet box with a nozzle.

Thousands upon thousands of different kinds, each one uniquely wonderful

Aftera glass, ones face becomes as red as an apple

Kung-Fu

Some Asian dish with noodles or something

Too violent. Would rather ride bicycles instead

An ancient art form which has beendeveloping for centuries

Toilet

Used for pooping

Water sprays up from them, cleansing the butthole

Erotic.

Game Shows

Chance to win up to one million dollars

Chance to win up to one million croissants

A man has to smash the buzzer with his penis before time runs out or electric eels will shock his eyeballs.

Water

Where's the taste? This sucks.

Am I supposed to wash my body with this?

The essence of life

Hats

Ball caps, worn regular, backwards or sideways

Beret with a cottonball on top

Big cone looking deal

War

We'll nuke your face off

Slingshots with cheese-cubes as ammo

Rich heritage of war dating back thousands of years

Cats

House-pet

Highly regarded, cats are much like the French themselves

Tastes great with dog tongue and a nice duck sauce

This Article

Not Funny

Fucking pointless

The Author has a small dick, much like we do.