(In reverse-chronological order)
- "You should really buy a Livestrong bracelet. It's for a good cause."
- "Old Navy cargo shorts are never going out of style."
- "I'm ready to buy a new Gateway, but none of their computers are Y2K compliant."
- "Dude, I'm gonna be rich. I just put my whole TY Beanie Baby collection on Ebay."
- Did you hear president Clinton is having an affair?"
- "That OJ Simpson slammer is so phat, you always have the sickest pogs."
- "John and Lorena Bobbitt are SO getting a divorce."
- Upon sinking a sweet 3-pointer while wearing Reebok pumps: "Booyah!"
- "Madonna is so hot."
- Timmy, great news! They've found a cure for polio."
- "I can't believe Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Lund don't get together at the end of Casablanca."


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