Fat people trying to tie their shoes

Dead baby jokes

That dude in the morning that tries to use alcohol as an excuse for bagging the Fat Friend of the group.

Old people dancing.

Orphan Punting

People Falling… Fat people falling

Benny Hinn

Women's Rights

Anyone who takes women’s rights seriously.

Fat people trying to reach for the other sleeve when putting on a coat

The look on a fat person's face when that last piece of ice cream falls off the popsicle stick.

Immigrants with funny accents.

Mariah Carey movie(s)

Midgets ahem Little people

White people saying the word “Shank”

Croc Hunter getting kiled by a fish.

Hispanic kids screaming Spanish curse words.

Slave owners getting shot.

Things that make my friend Grunt Laugh:

A blind person with a kane coliding with a blind person with a seeing eye dog. It happened

College liberals referncing Farehiet 911(Haliburton, Haliburton , Haliburton!!!!)

Herpes outbreaks

The the fat nerd from my psych class last year refernceing Star Trek when talking about suicide.

The fact thatthe fatnerdwas openly laughed at, in class, as he made it.

Well.. fat people doing ANYTHING is funny