Oh my god you guys I am SO. EMBARRASSED. Seriously, who sent that out? You guys KNOW how much I hate that clip, I look like a TOTAL idiot. My eye is all huge and I look like a complete psycho. I only made that face because I thought you guys were taking a picture, I didn’t know you were actually FILMING me. Ugh, I can’t believe this, it’s so embarrassing. My mom hates when I make that face, and then she got emailed that stupid video by like thirty different people. Even my senile grandfather emailed it to her, and he doesn’t even own a computer (LOSER! lol). She was SO PISSED. I f*cking hate you guys.
OH and I can’t believe you guys called it ‘Dramatic Chipmunk.’ That was my nickname in THIRD GRADE you guys, grow up. I don’t do that sh*t anymore, it’s totally immature. Curtis, you of all people should know this. Your dad is a groundhog, OK? I’m sorry, but it’s true.
And adding that music to the crash zoom on my face? You guys SUCK. People are going to be humming that to me for the rest of my life. Dun dun dummmmmmmmm. Good thing that’s only a couple more years. LOL! :(
But seriously, I’m super pissed at you guys. I hope a coyote noses into your holes and rips your limbs from their sockets.
XOXO
Thorton


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