The 50 states are sitting around a large conference table.
Hawaii: I told you all 50 were too many.
Delaware: We were better off as colonies.
Illinois: Would you all shut up? Now are we going to get rid of Texas or not?
Mississippi: Motion to suspend voting on Puerto Rico indefinitely.
All (except New Mexico): Aye.
Illinois: Don't get us sidetracked!
Vermont: Hey, Chicago, take a chill pill.
Illinois: My name is not Chicago.
Illinois: Whatevs? You philistine, I'm a state. Chicago is a city. There's a difference.
Louisiana: Did you know I'm the only state without common law?
Texas: I object to these shananigans. Look at all the great things that hang around my state: Mexicans. George W. Bush. Um, Emmitt Smith?
New York: Case and point. All in favor?
Arkansas: Does Rhode Island count?
Rhode Island whimpers in the corner
Wyoming: 50 bucks to anyone who can locate me on the map.
South Dakota: (looking up) I like you being on top.
North Dakota: (looking down, smiling) Me too.
North Carolina: You see how well they get along?
South Carolina shrugs.
New York: Can we get back to the vote?
New Jersey: Yeah can we get back to the vote?
Florida: Little brother backing up his big brother. That's Really cute.
New Jersey: Hows abouts me and Tony kick your ass when we come down to visit our grandparents?
Colorado: Take it outside. All in favor raise your hand now.
Connecticut: And hurry please; I have to drop the Mrs. off at tennis before I get to the club for a quick round of golf.
Half the states raise their hands.
Washington: Damn it.
Oregon: Damn it that half the states raised their hands, or that most people think you're a district?
Washington: I am going to-
Kansas: Why can't we compromise? Let's keep Texas and give Minnesota to Canada.
Minnesota: I'm fine with that.
West Virginia: (strolling in) I'm sorry I'm late. I had a klan meeting.