How to not hook up with a girl that looks like Jay Leno

by Josh on June 29, 2007

While in line for Space Mountain at Disneyland you start to feel a tad buttercup-ish. What seemed like a perfectly fine place to pick up chicks has spiraled into twelve year olds on your left and eleven year olds to your right.

Searching strictly for a B-cup of legal age, a.k.a. over the age of 14, there are but few targets. Few as deadly as the girl that looks like Jay Leno and could maybe be his daughter but only if the mother was also Jay Leno. These are the thoughts of a desperate individual and should be taken with caution when exercising the thoughts… yourself.

1. With logic there's a girl that looks like the daughter of David Letterman two lines over.

2. Oh god just a half hour from now I can turn Kimmel on.

3. Sarah Silverman… Kimmel.

4. She probably owns 4000 cars.

5. Shes stolen everything from Howard Stern, especially Sttutering John. BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY

6. Her audience likes Anne Coulter.

7. Wait two more years and Conan will take over for her.