You're my best friend
I know you so well,
But in your cold heart
A sickness does dwell.

It was like any day
We'd passed through before.
I spotted your iPod
Charging by the door.

"I wonder what songs
my friend listens to?"
I said to myself
Thinking fondly of you.

And picking it up
and turning it on
I found something vile
My smile was gone.

The bar halfway through,
the pause lines were lit.
I could not believe
you'd listen to this.

With trembling hands
I put it back down.
Wondering how
you hid this so long.

You were my best friend,
But you'll have to resign,
Because friends who rock Fergie
Are no friends of mine!