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Susan B. Anthony Will Eat Your Soul...

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Frightened by the flash of the camera, the famous Suffragette hissed and whirled away into the night shortly after the photo was taken.


Susan B. Anthony’s laser vision shoots down the opposition at the latest rally.


Better run, Elizabeth Cady Stanton; it looks like Susan’s eying your large, tender brain! If she’s not afraid of standing up to men, she won’t hesitate to crack your bewigged skull open like a ripe walnut and feast on the contents!

Hahaha, what a quirky, quirky lady!



This article wins the coveted What The Fuckie Award for this month.

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My freshman year of college, my ginger roommate bought some alcohol before he went home one weekend. When he left, my friends on my floor and I emptied his clear raspberry vodka into another bottle and replaced it with salt water (so that it wouldn't freeze) and put it back in the freezer. A week or two later, he and his friends were sitting around our room, drinking salt... Read More » water, and acting drunk. He even noted that he could "really taste the raspberry." The look on their faces when we told them that it was salt-water was priceless...and I'm sure the placebo effect immediately wore off!