My friend Jim (www.collegehumor.com/user:752178) is finally getting his Associate’s Degree after attending Community College on and off for the past eight and a half years. In a tribute to him, I’ve decided to list a bunch of other things a person could do in the time it took him to get his two year-degree:
- Get a Bachelor’s Degree, get another Bachelor’s Degree, begin work on third Bachelor’s Degree.
- Attend four years of high school, four years of college, and start a career
- Celebrate your tenth birthday through your seventeenth birthday
- Grow from a first grader into an eighth grader
- Get drafted for a professional sports team out of college and play for eight seasons
- Not be old enough to see a movie rated PG-13 and then be old enough to see a movie rated R
- Go from liking Nickelodeon to MTV to VH1
- Write a paper on the night George W. Bush gives the State of the Union address – for eight straight years
- Have a Geocities page, a Xanga page, a Facebook page, and a MySpace page
- Give a speech at your middle school graduation and at your high school graduation.
- Have your first drink, your first girlfriend, your first sexual experience, and your first child



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