Places Where Setting Off Fireworks Would Probably Be Frowned Upon

by Dean on July 2, 2007

The Library of Congress
The ball pit at your local Chuck E. Cheese
A friend's funeral
A friend's wedding
Your parent's attic with the only remaining photographs of Great Grandma and Grandpa, not to mention Great Aunt Emma's boots she wore to school for ten f*cking years straight during the Depression
The produce section of the grocery store
An endangered species wildlife habitat
Your boss's private bathroom
Your friend's living room during a viewing of Independence Day
Outside a Scottish or British airport
Inside a submarine
A clinic for chronic migraine sufferers and epilepsy patients
In or around any forest in California
Tiananman Square whilst waving the American flag
Inside your sister's Barbie three-story dream house
The 18th hole of the PGA tournament