Hey, here are a couple things to do when you're really bored in class. I think this covers most of them.

- Count the girls (guys?) you'd hook up with.

- Watch porn on your iPod.

- Jerk off.

- Listen to the lecture and take notes on important subject matter that could turn up on the exam… I mean watch porn on your iPod and jerk off.

- Doodle on your hand.

- Count the number of people you don't like in the class, which is not, and I repeat NOT a hitlist.

- Daydream about owning your very own pony and taking care of it, feeding it, having something to finally call "your own". Then imagining your roommates reaction when there's a huge fucking pony in the common room.

- Ask a couple kids sitting around you if they know a good pony store in town, preferably close to campus.

- Sketch a rudimentary picture of your pony in your notebook.

- Think of really cute names for your pony, like Cupcake or Sprinkles, then really witty and creative ones like Mr. Pony or Mrs. Pony.

- Make a list of movies you want to see.

- Contemplate murder/suicide. (killing Pony, then killing self)

- Decide if it's really feasible to own a farm animal at college…come to the conclusion that it definitely is, and that Mr. Pony will just be another one of the guys!