If there's one thing that Steve Irwin's death a few weeks ago taught us (besides the dangers of swimming with stingrays), it's that you can instantly tell the importance of a celebrity by whether you would text your friends if you found out that person died. So here's my personal list, which I've divided into three categories.

Textworthy	Not Textworthy	Maybe If I'm Drunk
Will Ferrell	Robin Williams	Dax Shepard
Paul McCartney	Jewel	J.C. Chasez
Jon Stewart	Kurt Loder	Carson Daly
Bill Gates	Donald Trump	Orville Redenbacher
Britney Spears	Kelly Osbourne	Shania Twain
Dr. Dre	Avril Lavigne	The dude from Creed
Osama Bin Laden	Tony Blair	Janet Reno
Tiger Woods	Andre Agassi	Mankind the wrestler
Subway Jared	"Can you hear me now?" guy	Dell Kid
Bob Saget	Suzanne Somers	The guy who Played Carl Winslow
Adam Sandler	Rob Schneider	Shooter McGavin