Cases the guys of “Law and Order” chose not to investigate:
“˘A retarded McDonalds employee is found dead in the dumpster outside the store.
“˘DMX claims he was raped by a woman
“˘Star Jones and Rosie O’Donnell are both found dead, inside an AppleeBees in Times Square.
“˘The guy who invented e-mail spam was strangled to death, set on fire and then thrown out a window, onto another fire.
“˘The 4th runner up for America’s Top Model has been kidnapped by the black guy from the fifth season of Big Brother.
“˘The guy who created The Family Circus was killed in a hit and run.
“˘Gallagher kills Carrot Top and Jay Leno, them blows up himself and the entire Leno studio.
“˘The Chinese guy who answers the phone at the Dominos near my house is found sliced in half, filled with superfluous Cheezy Bread I didn’t order, but was charged for anyways.
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