10) You use your feet to change the channels on your TV and a stick to turn it off.
9) You drink water out of a bowl because there are no clean cups.
8) You pee into gatorade bottles. (Arctic Green)
7)-thru-5) You find ways to cut corners.
4) You drive to a store on the other end of a parking lot.
3) You type with one hand because you're in a really comfortable position.
2) You do colors, whites, and dishes in the same load.
And the number one way you know youre lazy IS:
1) You find ways to cut corners.
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