5. Ice Cube was one of the great American actors.
4. Daddy says we cant go on vacation this year because the jews hoard all the money.
3. The Holocaust never really happened.
2. Im a fuck trophy!
1. Daddy hits mommy because she cant possibly understand how much he loves her.




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You've had a lot of emotions about hockey, but "lust" is a first.
Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
Meanwhile in Japan, comedy websites are passing around cat videos and wondering why America is so weird.
At last, an explanation for the most mysterious nose in Hollywood.
She's been attending the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetics.
Your mom likes this list.
Levels: one. Time wasted: infinite.