Making a global Facebook group is what kids today do instead of joining hippy cults like their parents. But with 9 million members and no restrictions to join, Facebook has really opened the floodgates for crappy groups. That's why, in an effort to encourage good groups of sustainable interest, I am offering a free BustedTee to the first person to get 1000 members to join any of the groups listed below. The groups don't exist yet – I checked – so you'll have to create them all by yourself. Also, make sure you make them global to increase you chances of hitting the 1,000 member mark.

"I was the one who farted in Bio lab"

"Snakes on a Chuck Norris Fact"

"Smoking Cigarettes saves lives"

"Don't re-elect Bush in '08"

"Remember that kid Steve from 7th grade?"

"Push ups, push ups and more push ups!"

"I have herpes and I don't care who knows it"

"The largest global facebook group started on October 9th"

"College is OK I guess"

"This is a scam to collect email addresses"

"Seriously, FUCK swiss cheese! This is AMERICA!"

Rules: In order to win you must register the group, get 1,000 people to join and email me a link at streeter.seidell at Gmail dot com. The first person to complete this task wins. If the above groups are already taken, email me and I'll assign you a new one that isn't registered yet. Good luck!

By the way, here's some good background music to listen to while you're working on your group Muppet/Kanye Remix