Wanted: male, quiet, 3BR/2BA,
1 mile from campus, must bring Wii
Wanted: female, pro-pina colada,
poor umbrella habits,not into Yoda,
must have entire brain, email RupertHolmes@escape.com
Wanted: male, popped collar,
no chipping in for beer, cockblocker,
call 414-IM-AN-ASSHOLE
Wanted: illiterate roommate,
send resume to 114 University Ave.
Wanted: female, 18-19, sporty, fit, hot, supple, bosomy,
send audition video to Frank@gmail.com
Wanted: female, doesn’t cheat,
not a bitch,won’t whore herself out,
email Jake at J&B4Eva@aol.com
Wanted: male, big penis, not a wuss,
won’t cry during A Walk to Remember,
email Becky at J&B4Eva@aol.com
Wanted: friends, callGene 904-6527
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Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
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She's been attending the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetics.
Your mom likes this list.
Levels: one. Time wasted: infinite.
