by Jeff Rubin on
Take one drink:
For every person who is passed out.
For every brand of cheap beer you see.
if people are using Solo Cups.
If it's something you wouldn't do for $5,000.
Take
two drinks:
For every guy in the picture that isn't wearing a shirt for no discernible reason.
For every commenter complaining that it's fake.
If there's a reference to a Will Ferrell movie.
If there's a pickup truck in the picture.
If you truly feel embarrassed for the people in the picture.
For every bad haircut.
For every person who you think is over the age of 26.
Take
three drinks:
For a reward. Go ahead and just take three drinks if you've read this far.
For girls making out.
For any spelling or grammatical errors you find in the caption
If it has more than 50 likes.
For any mention of Jesus Christ.
Take
four drinks for:
Every one drink an animal is taking.
If it has more than 100 likes.
CHUG
If the picture as more than 150 likes.