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The Weekly Would You Rather

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Test your reasoning skills with our weekly WYR challenge. If you have one you think is unanswerable, email it to me at streeter.seidell @ Gmail.com and you could make the next edition!

Would You Rather…

  • Not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?
  • Be covered head to toe in belly buttons or have a row of penises up and down your spine?
  • (For straight people)Wake up and realize you had sex with someone of the same sex or wake up and realize you had sex with a relative?
  • (For homosexual people) Wake up and realize you had sex with someone of the opposite sex or wake up and realize that you’re causing the downfall of our once-great nation?
  • Have a 2 inch penis or a 15 inch penis that can never get hard?
  • Have three nuts or no nuts at all?
  • Wake up to the smell of cooking bacon everyday or wake up to the smell of baking bread?
  • Have cookies or french fries positively affect your health?
  • Have invented break dancing or slam dunking?
  • Be blind or Canadian?

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    I work in IT for a fairly well known company, but I work for one of the smaller branches. It's just me and one other person and let me just say, he isn't the brightest bulb. We are suppose to change the passwords to the computers every three months, and I was going to be gone on the day that we were suppose to do it. I wrote down the list of passwords that he needed to... Read More » change it to in an Excel doc and told him that he needed change them before he left on Friday, but after everyone is gone for the weekend. Monday I get back and everyone is asking me why they cannot get onto their computer. It turns out the guy didn't like the passwords I had created and made up his own, and then forgot what they were.