WARNING!Don’t read on if you don’t want to see what the last words of the final Harry Potter book look like!
- “Just what I wasn’t expecting,” murmured Harry.“Robots.”
- “You can’t fire me!” shouted Harry.“I quit.”The mob that was burning him at the stake laughed and ignored him.
- “I hate Mondays,” muttered Jack Bauer, detonating a powerful and unrelated explosive device.
- “I can’t believe we’re going to be cellmates in wizard prison!” shouted Draco.“I get the top wizard bunk!”“Yeah, yeah,” said Harry, cleaning his wizard nails with a wizard knife.“Just don’t drop the wizard soap.”
- “This is really awkward.”
- Unbeknownst to him, Harry had been in a mental institution for the past seven years.
- “Now it’s time to wage a different kind of war,” said Harry.“A war on terror.”
- And with a flick of his wand, Harry cured cancer, AIDS, and homosexuality.
- She frowned. “It’s shorter than I expected.”Harry sighed.“I’m a grower, not a shower,” he muttered angrily.
- “I’m going to Harvard, Yale, and Stanford!” Hermione exclaimed. “AT THE SAME TIME!” In his excitement over killing Voldemort, Harry had forgotten to apply to college. “I guess I’m going nowhere,” he muttered, and went off to smoke controlled substances.
- “Rosebud.”
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