Are these quotes from a girl breaking up with her boyfriend OR a doctor telling a family their relative has died. Sometimes you just can't tell!
1) "Honestly, no matter what I say, or how I say it, this is going to be very difficult information for you to swallow."
2) "I I hate being the bad guy Unfortunately "
3) "I don't know how to say this I don't think I can do this anymore. Going out, that is."
4) "I'm so sorry, we did everything we could Unfortunately your grandfather passed away "
5) "God I'm so sick of arguing! I really think we should just break up!!! "
6) "Mrs. Johnson? Your son has been in an accident. I'm sorry Mrs. Johnson, we lost him."
7) "I think we need to see other people."
8) "I think you need to see other people. Namely funeral home owners."
Answers: 1) Break-Up. 2) Death. 3) Break-Up. 4) Death. 5) Break-Up 6) Death. 7) Break-Up. 8) Death.
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