Fact – It only takes one dollar a day – less the the cost of a cup of coffee – to keep a link hot.

1. Watch a laptop thief in action

2. More from Jay Bundy, the crazy PSU presidential candidate

3. Incredibly dangerous experiment

4. MC Hammer's booking agency. I'm pretty sure this is legit

5. Guaranteed to be the funniest Halloween costume this year

As always, more links in the Hotlink Archive

And, for all you deviant mofos, the R-Rated Hotlink Archive