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9. know any good books for the secret bookcase?
8. if they send me to prison, call my cell! jk
7. worst. bat mizvah. ever.
6. i think the dominos guy is lost
5. i wish my middle name was Stein so in the phone book i would look like FRANK, ANNE STEIN. i'm bored.
4. omg. FINALLY lost it last night to you know who. wish i could share but that's what a diary's for
3. my parents are such nazis
2. bad hair day. and i think my friends are dead
1. brb, someone's at the door
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