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Boxers vs. Briefs

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Interior: High School Boy’s Locker Room

Steve: Hey, Drew, why is it that you always wait until everybody else leaves before you change?

Drew: It’s just, y’know, I don’t want other dudes looking at my bare legs and stuff.

Steve: What’s the big deal? You’re not gay are you?

Drew: No way. Are you kidding? Don’t even joke. About that, I mean. Don’t joke about that specifically.

Steve: Wait a minute…

Drew (nervously): What…?

Steve: You wear tightie whities!

Drew: No, that’s ridiculous. No, no, just, no.

Steve yanks down Drew’s pants, revealing a tight pair of briefs as white as the driven snow

Steve (laughing): Everybody! Drew wears tighty whities!

Principal (walking in): Young man, you are a loser. (exits)

Drew: Shut up! Stop, look, this is a big misunderstanding. These are boxers. Just kind of bunched up a little, is all.

Steve: No they’re not.

Drew: Well, I mean, boxer-briefs really. Like, a little bit brief, but pretty much 70% boxer.

Steve: Why are they white?

Drew: My stupid mom… she accidentally bleached them.

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I work in Apparel at a department store, and I usually have to take care of the fitting rooms, like making sure clothes get hung up and put back and such. So, last week I get to work and began to check the ladies fitting rooms, and I get to the big one that's supposed to be reserved for handicap and women with small children, but some of the other employees will let whoever... Read More » in. When I open it, I see hangers everywhere, and 2 pairs of jeans stuffed underneath the bench. Assuming that someone had stolen jeans and left their old ones, I get down on my hands and knees and go to pick them up. Well, they were our jeans....and they were wet. Some lady who was trying on jeans peed in them and on the floor, and I got to discover it. I immediately dropped them and sprinted from the fitting rooms to the bathroom (that is on the other side of the store) to wash my hands. I washed them pretty much raw, but even so, I feel like they will never be clean.